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Worried About an STD? Just Pee on Your Mobile Phone!

Worried About an STD? Just Pee on Your Mobile Phone!

When I was born, the only thing the telephone was good for, sexually speaking, was calling 1-900 numbers to engage in phone sex. Today, I can use my phone to watch pornography, look up the nearest brothels, and navigate to strangers’ homes fo…

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