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The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

If you haven’t seen the Jon Dore Television Show, do yourself a favor and track it down,it’s hilarious. And now, for the viewers who aren’t German, a trip to the STD clinic.

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Resolved Questions: Where To Buy Cheap Condoms?

posted 12/09/2010
by Luis Prada

Resolved Questions: Where To Buy Cheap Condoms?

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Keili Tarera. Keili Tarera writes: Best Answer from a Yahoo Answer’s user: “Turn the old ones inside out

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Worried About an STD? Just Pee on Your Mobile Phone!

posted 11/08/2010
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When I was born, the only thing the telephone was good for, sexually speaking, was calling 1-900 numbers to engage in phone sex. Today, I can use my phone to watch pornography, look up the nearest brothels, and navigate to strangers’ homes fo…

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The STD Clinic Bingo Card

posted 10/25/2010
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As I’m sure you all know, there’s nothing more awkward than a trip to the free STD clinic (except for calling your second cousin to tell her she may have chlamydia). The waiting room, in particular, is a humiliating experience. Sitting a…

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The STD Diaries

posted 09/17/2010
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STD’s are all the rage these days, just about everyone’s got one. But is it all glitz and glamour and discharge? No, it sure isn’t. While the glitterati is out flaunting their syphilis and their gonorrhea and their HPV, way off…

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How To Celebrate Chlamydia Day

posted 09/15/2010
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September 13th may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean you can’t prepare for next year’s celebration of a genus of bacteria that can damage reproductive organs and make a person go blind. Of course, we have Sweden to thank f…

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Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Worse, Herpes or a Baby?

posted 10/16/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same …

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Justin and Johnny: The STD Scare

posted 09/09/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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8 Cartoon Characters That Probably Have Syphilis

posted 07/23/2009
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Throughout history, there’s an astounding number of influencial people who were completely crazy from syphilis at the time that they changed the world. We couldn’t help but notice that there are also some comparably astounding and …

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Yahoo Answers: STD From A Dog…Is It Possible?

posted 03/18/2009
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Anytime your 16-year-old son comes down with a case of the Clap, make sure you take him to the vet to get checked out. It’s what any responsible son owner would do. Other Crap To Look At: Sexy College Girl Match Up (Colle…

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It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

posted 03/11/2008
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If you’re about to have sex with a teenage girl, you may want to go find a Cougar, a MILF, a GILF or possibly even a DILF. According to MSNBC: Researchers at the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found at least one in 4 teena…

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The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

Resolved Questions: Where To Buy Cheap Condoms?

Worried About an STD? Just Pee on Your Mobile Phone!

The STD Clinic Bingo Card

The STD Diaries

How To Celebrate Chlamydia Day

Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Worse, Herpes or a Baby?

Justin and Johnny: The STD Scare

8 Cartoon Characters That Probably Have Syphilis

Yahoo Answers: STD From A Dog…Is It Possible?

It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

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