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How to Ruin Your Karma by Stealing Someone’s GPS

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So you’ve decided to break into someone’s car to steal their GPS, good for you. Get ready for the universe to put this action on cosmic scales that involve a plentitude of facets and have vast-reaching repercussions the likes of which …

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Rainn Wilson vs John Mayer: Missing the Bigger Picture

posted 07/27/2010
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John Mayer, who is apparently the stalwart guardian of comedy, has called out and publicly shamed Rainn Wilson for joke thievery. The joke? An unfunny image posted to some dude’s Twitter account of an iPhone inbox (we’ll be stealing i…

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Lindsay Lohan Steals Coats

posted 05/05/2008
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See, it’s stories like these that make me not want to go outside in my 11,000 dollar coat. People.com reports: Masha Markova, a student at Columbia University, put down her $11,000 blond mink coat with other partygoers’ jackets at the …

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Penis Thieves Run Wild In Africa!

posted 04/22/2008
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There are a lot of excuses men use for having a small penis or not being able to get an erection during sex. “I’ve been under a lot of stress,” “It doesn’t get full size when the air is dry,” “I thought I …

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