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Stephen Hawking Spends Most of His Days Thinking About Boobs

Stephen Hawking. He’s one of the smartest people to have ever lived, and even he, in his infinite, universally expansive wisdom, has no goddamn clue how women function. In an interview with New Scientist magazine, Hawking was asked what he thinks a…

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Stephen Hawking Isn’t As Smart As We Thought

posted 09/03/2010
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World-famous physicist Stephen Hawking is considered by many to be the smartest man alive. Not only did he spend 30 years as the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge, a post once held by Isaac Newton, but he also has a really cool robot v…

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Resolved Questions: Sexual Time Travel

posted 07/01/2010
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Today’s question comes to us via Yahoo! Answers user Ryan B. Ryan B asks: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “wow you must have been banging at the speed of light”

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Stephen Hawking Is PISSED At Anonymous

posted 02/11/2008
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In case you haven’t seen it, there’s a group called “Anonymous” that has made several videos threatening the church of scientology. Check one out here. Recently, Stephen Hawking saw these videos and was more than just a bit u…

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Mariah Carey Wants To Be Stephen Hawking

posted 01/03/2008
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Mariah Carey doesn’t like to talk when she’s on vocal rest. So, being the brain-genius that she is, she’s hatched a plan to use the famed physicist’s voice machine to make sure all her important messages get across. Accordin…

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Stephen Hawking Spends Most of His Days Thinking About Boobs

Stephen Hawking Isn’t As Smart As We Thought

Resolved Questions: Sexual Time Travel

Stephen Hawking Is PISSED At Anonymous

Mariah Carey Wants To Be Stephen Hawking

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