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The Westboro Baptist Church’s Most Ridiculous Hate Quotes

Our old friends at Westboro don’t just hate Steve Jobs, despite hating him from an iPhone. They hate all celebrities, countries, people and religions. Their schedule must be jam-packed with all that hate. If you thought their dig at Steve Jobs s…

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Steve Jobs Has resigned as CEO of Apple. But Why?

posted 08/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Steve Jobs Has resigned as CEO of Apple. But Why?

Late word today form our Holy Taco insiders confirms what we all suspected. Steve Jobs quit Apple to become an ultimate fighter. Specifically Kimbo Slice.

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My Cousin Knows A Guy That Knows A Guy That Works At Apple Who Saw The iPad 2 For A Second!

posted 02/23/2011
by Luis Prada

Dude, did you hear that rumor about Apple might show off the iPad 2 on March 2nd at some kind of tech conference thing? Yeah, man. And get this: my cousin knows a guy that knows a guy that works at the Apple offices in California how swears he saw …

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Drunken Argument Friday: A Working iPhone 4 vs. The Chance to Punch Steve Jobs In the Face

posted 07/16/2010
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If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really important stuff, like if getting the chance to drill Steve Jobs with a fist to the face would be a sufficient resolution to the current iPhone 4 rec…

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A Look To The Future: Apple

posted 06/23/2010
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On that fateful day of April 1st, 1976, three men established a company that would later go on to radically alter the landscape of personal tech gadgets. Those three men were Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and some other dude that time has almost compl…

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So Steve Jobs Will Continue Shrinking?

posted 02/15/2010
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Apple Internal Memo to Steve Jobs

posted 08/05/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we take pride in our ability to steal things from major corporations and post them here for your amusement. Here’s a recently-discovered Apple Internal Memo to Steve Jobs, in which a developer raises some questions reg…

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Inner-monologue Of Steve Jobs While He’s Playing Scrabble

posted 02/05/2009
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Why did I agree to play this, I fucking hate scrabble? Ugh, these letters I have are total crap. Is "f-l-o-x-i-n-y" a word? Hmm, I bet I could just put it down and no one would say shit. I should just …

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If Steve Jobs Had A Comic Book…

posted 07/30/2008
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It’s that time again for our weekly installment of “If They Had A Comic Book.” With all the buzz about Apple Products these days, we thought it might be interesting to see how these products come about…from the inside. Clic…

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Steve Jobs Sues Makers of iGina

posted 03/31/2008
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The iPhone is great for email, texting and searching the Internet, but it’s lacking one vital piece of technology: the pocket vagina. According to the AP: Van Nuys, California , The newest Apple knockoff has taken the computer giant’s …

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The Westboro Baptist Church’s Most Ridiculous Hate Quotes

Steve Jobs Has resigned as CEO of Apple. But Why?

My Cousin Knows A Guy That Knows A Guy That Works At Apple Who Saw The iPad 2 For A Second!

Drunken Argument Friday: A Working iPhone 4 vs. The Chance to Punch Steve Jobs In the Face

A Look To The Future: Apple

So Steve Jobs Will Continue Shrinking?

Apple Internal Memo to Steve Jobs

Inner-monologue Of Steve Jobs While He’s Playing Scrabble

If Steve Jobs Had A Comic Book…

Steve Jobs Sues Makers of iGina

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