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The Definitive List of Fart Euphemisms

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Farting. It’s the single funniest thing a person can do. Don’t Google it, don’t debate, don’t even bother trying to think of something funnier. There’s nothing. But the problem with farting, if there is one, is that it may be too funny. It’s to…

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Want To Stop Smelling Like A?

Want To Stop Smelling Like A?

When I was 9 years old  I played quarterback for my little league football team. The center was a dirty fat kid named Jeremy and Jeremy always smelled like A. As the quarterback, I had to put the top of my hand directly on his A to receive the…

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