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Shop At The Made In America Store!

Are you tired of shopping at your local mega-mart and finding all of the products you purchased were manufactured in some far-off land that, if looked up on a map, has its seas surrounded by mystical dragons? Are you sick of having to wipe your pin…

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The Best Store on the Internet: CerealMarshmallows.com

posted 09/16/2010
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I have been on the internet literally since it began, assuming as I do it began the day I got my first computer around 1997 or so. I have seen stores that sell sock monkeys, stores that sell novelty lamps, stores that sell Russian brides and store…

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Twice the Power of Regular Piss!

posted 05/11/2010
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Road House Is On One of These Shelves, but Which One?!

posted 02/05/2010
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What’s Wrong With Your Ass?!

posted 01/13/2010
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In the Store Lookin’ So Ridiculous

posted 12/28/2009
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Grocery Store Bingo

posted 10/23/2009
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Everyone has to go to the grocery store once in a while, including really weird people. This makes your neighborhood grocery store an excellent venue for seeing some really entertaining stuff. Take this bingo card with you the next time you go…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Has to Use the Bathroom at Ross Dress for Less

posted 07/20/2009
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Sweet! I got the pillows that I came here to buy. I could’ve gone anywhere to get pillows, but I chose to come to Ross Dress for Less because they have fancy, brand-name pillows for reasonable prices, and now people will really be impres…

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It’s About Time Babies Got What Comin’ To ‘Em

posted 06/29/2009
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