There’s nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be. The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you’ll have something to keep you occupied while your f…
Holy shit. I can’t believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn’t make any sense: it didn’t work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster’s. It must be the lig…