Strip clubs are a lot of fun, but they manhandle your wallet like syphilis treats your genitals: it's a blast while you're inside, but the long-term effects can be devastating. Luckily, we've devised a simple way for you to partake...
Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's. It must be the lighting in here. I probably got one...
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You know exactly what's going to happen, and yet, it's still very enjoyable when it does. God, I love shit like this.
via the always wonderful failblog.
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There's a few general rules you should follow when going to a strip club:
1) Don't touch the 'rippers.
2) Bring plenty of singles.
3) Try not to die in the Champagne Room.
Some dillhole in Tampa nailed two out of those three after his two-hour marathon lap dance session ended when he stopped...
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