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The Strippers in Williston, North Dakota Make A Lot More Money Than You Do

Everyone can assume that strippers probably make a good amount of cash. Men are horny. Women have boobs. Men want to see the boobs. Women show the men boobs, for a price. Men pay that price. The women walk away with enough cash to pay their bills f…

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5 Rules of Strip Club Etiquette

posted 06/08/2010
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Strip clubs are an American institution. Some are dank and creepy, while others feel like you need to pay an outrageous monthly club fee just to step foot inside. But, for better or worse, all strip clubs are magical lands of nudity, drunken…

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5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement

posted 01/18/2010
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A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Everyone is aware of what MLK did for the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960′s: he was completely responsible for it. In hono…

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How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

posted 09/08/2009
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Strip clubs are a lot of fun, but they manhandle your wallet like syphilis treats your genitals: it’s a blast while you’re inside, but the long-term effects can be devastating. Luckily, we’ve devised a simple way for you to p…

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Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club

posted 08/03/2009
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Holy shit. I can’t believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn’t make any sense: it didn’t work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster’s. It must be the lig…

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Best Birthday Party Ever

posted 07/01/2009
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Yes, She’s a Real Stripper. No, You Can’t Pay Her with Monopoly Money.

posted 04/24/2009
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Female German Shoppers Are Vicious (Sickpigs) Mary Kate Olsen: Intellectual Film Judge (DailyFill) Raccoon Butt Shelf (Urlesque) Five Retarded Superstitions With Logical Explanations (Cracked) Vampire Girl …

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It Must Be “Bring Your Daughter To Bachelor Party” Day

posted 03/24/2009
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Parties Do NOT Get Better Than This

posted 01/02/2009
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This Stripper Isn’t Very Good At Her Job

posted 06/26/2008
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Stripper Mishap – Watch more free videos You know exactly what’s going to happen, and yet, it’s still very enjoyable when it does. God, I love shit like this. via the always wonderful failblog. Other crap to look at: Michelle Huzik…

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Tampa Bay Man Gets Lap Dance of Death

posted 12/27/2007
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There’s a few general rules you should follow when going to a strip club: 1) Don’t touch the ‘rippers. 2) Bring plenty of singles. 3) Try not to die in the Champagne Room. Some dillhole in Tampa nailed two out of those three after…

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The Strippers in Williston, North Dakota Make A Lot More Money Than You Do

5 Rules of Strip Club Etiquette

5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement

How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club

Best Birthday Party Ever

Yes, She’s a Real Stripper. No, You Can’t Pay Her with Monopoly Money.

It Must Be “Bring Your Daughter To Bachelor Party” Day

Parties Do NOT Get Better Than This

This Stripper Isn’t Very Good At Her Job

Tampa Bay Man Gets Lap Dance of Death

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