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You know exactly what's going to happen, and yet, it's still very enjoyable when it does. God, I love shit like this.

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There's a few general rules you should follow when going to a strip club:

1) Don't touch the 'rippers.

2) Bring plenty of singles.

3) Try not to die in the Champagne Room.

Some dillhole in Tampa nailed two out of those three after his two-hour marathon lap dance session ended when he stopped living. According to the St. Petersburg Times:

Jason Transue was having quite a night at the strip club.

Transue paid for one 30-minute dance, then wanted another, and another.

The private session lasted more than two hours. All the while, Transue was "drinking heavily," Gloria told investigators. About 1 a.m., she asked some male employees to move Transue to another room so he could sleep.

Club employees checked on him periodically, according to an investigator's report. At 2 a.m., someone noticed he had no pulse and was not breathing. A manager called 911.

But Transue was already dead.

"It's not very often," Pasco County Sheriff Doug Tobin said, "that we have somebody go in the Brass Flamingo and wind up deceased."

That's gotta be a disappointing funeral for this dumbass's family. How does your mom explain to your grandmother that you died while paying someone named Candi to rub her crabs all over your thighs? Most Grandmas will only rub their crabs on grandpa, so you can see how this explanation would be a little awkward.