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The Strippers in Williston, North Dakota Make A Lot More Money Than You Do

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Everyone can assume that strippers probably make a good amount of cash. Men are horny. Women have boobs. Men want to see the boobs. Women show the men boobs, for a price. Men pay that price. The women walk away with enough cash to pay their bills f…

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5 Rules of Strip Club Etiquette

5 Rules of Strip Club Etiquette

  Strip clubs are an American institution. Some are dank and creepy, while others feel like you need to pay an outrageous monthly club fee just to step foot inside. But, for better or worse, all strip clubs are magical lands of nudity, drunken…

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5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement

5 Things That Could Use A Civil Rights Movement

A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell   Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day.  Everyone is aware of what MLK did for the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960′s: he was completely responsible for it.  In hono…

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How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

Strip clubs are a lot of fun, but they manhandle your wallet like syphilis treats your genitals: it’s a blast while you’re inside, but the long-term effects can be devastating.  Luckily, we’ve devised a simple way for you to p…

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Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club

Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club

Holy shit. I can’t believe I got into this strip club.  This fake ID totally worked!  It doesn’t make any sense: it didn’t work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster’s.  It must be the lig…

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Best Birthday Party Ever

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Yes, She’s a Real Stripper. No, You Can’t Pay Her with Monopoly Money.

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Female German Shoppers Are Vicious (Sickpigs)   Mary Kate Olsen: Intellectual Film Judge (DailyFill)   Raccoon Butt Shelf (Urlesque)   Five Retarded Superstitions With Logical Explanations (Cracked)   Vampire Girl …

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It Must Be “Bring Your Daughter To Bachelor Party” Day

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Parties Do NOT Get Better Than This

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This Stripper Isn’t Very Good At Her Job

This Stripper Isn’t Very Good At Her Job

Stripper Mishap – Watch more free videos You know exactly what’s going to happen, and yet, it’s still very enjoyable when it does. God, I love shit like this. via the always wonderful failblog. Other crap to look at: Michelle Huzik…

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Tampa Bay Man Gets Lap Dance of Death

Tampa Bay Man Gets Lap Dance of Death

There’s a few general rules you should follow when going to a strip club: 1) Don’t touch the ‘rippers. 2) Bring plenty of singles. 3) Try not to die in the Champagne Room. Some dillhole in Tampa nailed two out of those three after…

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