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A Breakdown Of Vince Neil’s Commercial For His New Las Vegas Strip Club

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Low budget commercials are one of the many things the internet feeds off of. If you had a silly low budget commercial featuring a man screaming in the face of a cute kitten about the low prices of his mattresses, Youtube servers would shut down and …

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The Joys of Photographing Strippers

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Our friends at BroBible get it — Photographing strippers can be a fun and engaging hobby.  Click here to read (and see) more of what else you can get out of it.

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Pole Dancing Has Officially Become SFW. Damnit.

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Yesterday we posted a video of a woman who offers pole dancing classes on Sunday after church. She claims to be pole dancing for Jesus. That video is just the most recent indication that pole dancing has officially jumped the sexy shark…

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25 Offputting Male Strippers

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In general male strippers are a different breed of dude – generally guys who wax a lot and work out. And sometimes they suffer head trauma, thyroid conditions and meth addictions and turn into these guys. And yet women pay to see them naked.…

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The 25 Saddest Things Seen at Adultcon (sorta NSFW)

The 25 Saddest Things Seen at Adultcon (sorta NSFW)

Holy Taco sent Grotesque Fast Food Correspondent Joe Donatelli to AdultCon 19 in Los Angeles to take pictures for an AdultCon photo gallery. That is not Joe in the photo above. He is not that brave.

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If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

Anyone who has been to Vegas is familiar with the abundance of escort advertisements plastered around the city. From immigrants handing out cards on the street to the mobile billboards driving up and down the strip, no other town in the U.S. is so …

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The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

Football season is about to begin, which means football gamblers like myself are beside themselves with anticipation. In fact, the next five months will be some of the happiest of my life. Of course by happy, I mean miserable, but at this point, fe…

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The Hidden Dangers of Strip Clubs

The Hidden Dangers of Strip Clubs

You think of strip clubs as all fun and games and nipple tassles, but there’s oodles more to it than all of that. There’s boiled perogie dinners, there’s the old guy who is there 7 nights a week, there’s that mysterious she…

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25 Videos of Stripper Pole Mishaps

25 Videos of Stripper Pole Mishaps

  Stripper poles are not for everybody.  Ideally, they would just be for strippers, but we all know that isn’t the case.  So then, maybe it would just be hot chicks that get to use them, right?  Nope.  We don’t …

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4 Things I Want to Michael Moore

4 Things I Want to Michael Moore

As an idealistic youngster, I like and respect Michael Moore. I understand that every time he makes a movie, half the world takes up arms and points out that he forgot to cross a T or whatever and that maybe he eats puppies and that’s why he…

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25 Strippers Failing

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Mmmm…strippers.  

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