The penis is the strangest animal you’ll ever meet. It stands proud when it’s happy, shrinks like a fearful puppy when it’s scared or cold and it also humps stuff. All kinds of stuff. And not just normal stuff like other people or Fleshlights, bu…
The fat kid knew better than to go to the bottom of that skate bowl, and when he finally made it out and was asked what the hell is was thinking, he replied with: "I thought they said steak bowl. There wasn’t any steak d…