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Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

As a kid, if I had known that being a scientist not only meant being in a lab filled with chalkboards and bubbling cauldrons of smoking green liquid, but also being able to ask other guys what kinds of vagains they prefer, I would have immediately p…

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Beards Are Not Attractive. To Anyone. According To Science.

posted 03/06/2012
by Luis Prada

Hey, you, with the scraggly pubes on your face that you think makes you look mature, wise, and rugged. That thatch of barbershop dumpster contents you’ve got on your face that you call a “beard” isn’t as sexually appealing as you once thought. In fa…

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These Are The Sexy Things I Keep In My Pants

posted 02/10/2012
by Luis Prada

Out there somewhere there are hundreds, if not thousands, of researchers trying to make it big by publishing a study that will rattle the world and force us all to change the way we live. Until that day comes, many researches spend their time cranki…

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Men Think About Sex 18 Times A Day, Says Study; Not Every Seven Seconds

posted 11/30/2011
by Luis Prada

You know that absurd statistic about how men think about sex “every seven seconds”? You know, the stat you’ve been hearing about your entire life but have never once had sourced, or have seen any official documentation about? Well, it turns out it …

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According To A New Study, Humans Prefer Writing Status Updates To Flushing Away Their Poop

posted 09/12/2011
by Luis Prada

If a Jigsaw-like serial murderer kidnapped you and posed you with this very simple question, how would you respond? Which is more important to you, Facebook or using the toilet to do whatever it is you do with toilets? Seems like a simple question,…

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Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

posted 03/03/2011
by Luis Prada

Attention Shoppers: we at SuperFoods supermarket just read a news story that we feel we have to pass along to you, our loyal customers. It appears researchers from the University of Arizona recently swabbed 85 shopping carts from a number of grocer…

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6 Ridiculous Research Studies

posted 08/17/2010
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For some reason, the laymen out there are convinced science is scientific. That’s not always the case, but you could see why the mistake is made. The thing you need to remember is that every scientist was once a university student and you c…

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Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are Real. Non-Scientists Respond, “Duhhhh.”

posted 08/13/2008
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You know, with diseases such as cancer, MS, herpes, AIDS and heart disease going uncured, it seems odd that some so-called “scientists” would spend time trying to prove or disprove Beer Goggles. But they did, according to smh.com: A tes…

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Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

Beards Are Not Attractive. To Anyone. According To Science.

These Are The Sexy Things I Keep In My Pants

Men Think About Sex 18 Times A Day, Says Study; Not Every Seven Seconds

According To A New Study, Humans Prefer Writing Status Updates To Flushing Away Their Poop

Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

6 Ridiculous Research Studies

Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are Real. Non-Scientists Respond, “Duhhhh.”

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