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Men Think About Sex 18 Times A Day, Says Study; Not Every Seven Seconds

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You know that absurd statistic about how men think about sex “every seven seconds”? You know, the stat you’ve been hearing about your entire life but have never once had sourced, or have seen any official documentation about? Well, it turns out it …

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According To A New Study, Humans Prefer Writing Status Updates To Flushing Away Their Poop

Facebook vs Flushing Toilets

If a Jigsaw-like serial murderer kidnapped you and posed you with this very simple question, how would you respond? Which is more important to you, Facebook or using the toilet to do whatever it is you do with toilets? Seems like a simple question,…

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Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

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Attention Shoppers: we at SuperFoods supermarket just read a news story that we feel we have to pass along to you, our loyal customers. It appears researchers from the University of Arizona recently swabbed 85 shopping carts from a number of grocer…

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6 Ridiculous Research Studies

6 Ridiculous Research Studies

For some reason, the laymen out there are convinced science is scientific. That’s not always the case, but you could see why the mistake is made. The thing you need to remember is that every scientist was once a university student and you c…

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Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are Real. Non-Scientists Respond, “Duhhhh.”

Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are Real. Non-Scientists Respond, “Duhhhh.”

You know, with diseases such as cancer, MS, herpes, AIDS and heart disease going uncured, it seems odd that some so-called “scientists” would spend time trying to prove or disprove Beer Goggles. But they did, according to smh.com: A tes…

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