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25 Honest Ways to Describe Subway’s Guacamole

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I was wandering past Subway the other day and saw a big ass avocado on a poster outside and I thought “yes, I do like guacamole and I would like a turkey and bacon sub with guacamole on it.” And I do like guacamole. And turkey and bacon subs. And…

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Mass Transit Bingo

Mass Transit Bingo

Public transportation systems can be a great way to get to know a city, but they’re also a quagmire of filth and squalor.  Whether you enjoy the mass transit experience or not, this bingo card will give you something to do when you’…

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The Japanese Need A Subway Poster To Tell Them Where To Get Drunk

The Japanese Need A Subway Poster To Tell Them Where To Get Drunk

  According to JapanToday.com, this poster is appearing in Japanese subways during the holiday season to remind commuters that they should make sure to get pants-crappingly drunk at home, and not on the train. This is a good tip to keep in min…

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Weekly Gif: Subway’s Jared And His Huge Pants

Weekly Gif: Subway’s Jared And His Huge Pants

Everytime Subway’s Jared Fogle is on TV or at a speaking engagement, he’s always holding up a pair of enormous pants to illustrate the 70 million pounds he lost. But it’s too the point where that’s all he does now. Yes, we g…

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Man Calls 911 After Subway Forgot His Sauce

Man Calls 911 After Subway Forgot His Sauce

911 is probably the most important phone number in our society. It’s a dependable lifeline you can reach out to when you are seriously injured, being attacked…or if that lazy Subway sandwich artist leaves the important sauces off your s…

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