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I F***ing Hate Halloween

I F***ing Hate Halloween

By Mr. Tinylegs God damn, do I hate Halloween. I hate it so f***ing much! I hate it more than cats! I hate it more than the friggen vacuum cleaner! I hate it more than that dude who shows up once a day and shoves paper through that slot in the door…

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Easy: Just Fake His Handwriting on a Note

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Mickey Mouse’s Attempted Suicide

Mickey Mouse’s Attempted Suicide

Love can make a man do crazy things. Apparently it can also make a mouse consider blowing his tiny little head off. In these old cartoons, Minnie left Mickey for some city slicker, and, being the hillbilly mouse that he is, Mickey doesn’t th…

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