By Mr. Tinylegs
God damn, do I hate Halloween. I hate it so f***ing much! I hate it more than cats! I hate it more than the friggen vacuum cleaner! I hate it more than that dude who shows up once a day and shoves paper through that slot in the door…
Love can make a man do crazy things. Apparently it can also make a mouse consider blowing his tiny little head off. In these old cartoons, Minnie left Mickey for some city slicker, and, being the hillbilly mouse that he is, Mickey doesn’t th…