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Church Camp Sound Lame? How About Atheist Camp!

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No matter how into Jesus you are at age thirteen, you’re probably way more into things like the opposite sex and having a great summer. So going to sleep away camp sounds like a dream come true. But if it’s Church camp, Jesus is going t…

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Incredibly Dangerous Children’s Activities That Aren’t Really Dangerous

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Well, the state of NY has officially made sure that the children of the future will be soft-skinned, doughy pussies. Lawn darts used to be the only kids activity on the “too dangerous” list (and probably rightfully so), but now NY state…

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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

Summer Camp is an important experience in every young boy’s life.  Camp is the place where some of the most formative events of your adolescent existence occur.  So, for all the 9-14 year olds out there who regularly read Holy Taco, …

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