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Hastily Completing Your Summer Bucket List This Labor Day Weekend

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by Jim Tews

Sorry, kids, but Labor Day is this weekend and that means that summer will officially be over. Were you one of the lucky few who was able to cross everything off of your summer bucket list? If you were, then you’re not this guy. The beginning…

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Yes, We Know. It’s Hot. There’s A Heatwave.

posted 07/21/2011
by Jim Tews

So apparently the whole country is undergoing a painful, almost supernatural, heatwave. We know this because a) It’s super hot outside, and b) people won’t stop mentioning it in everyday conversation. Yes, we all know that the weather i…

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Holy Taco’s Favorite Cheesy Summer Movie Scenes

posted 05/27/2011
by Jim Tews

Well, if you’re an American, you’re going to be enduring the hot dog filled transition from spring to summer known as Memorial Day Weekend! It’s the kickoff for the summer vacation season, a season that was magnified and corned-up…

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Be Afraid: China Has Developed Deadly Exploding Watermelon Technology

posted 05/18/2011
by Luis Prada

Folks, it’s no secret that the Chinese are plotting an extravagant and deadly scheme to kidnap the state of Massachusetts and hold it for ransom in an effort to get back all the money America owes them. But for quite some time the manner of the tak…

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Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

posted 08/25/2010
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We vaguely remember being students for most of our lives and dreading the final week and a half of August. Summer time fun is over and it’s back to the grind of attaining knowledge that you don’t want, having crushes on girls that think…

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Paleness: The Bane Of An Interneter’s Existence

posted 07/21/2010
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Do you love visiting websites and playing online games but wish your complexion was at least one notch above that of a vampire? Oh, don’t we all. We at Holy Taco fight this battle every day. The outside world has little to offer us nowadays. …

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25 Pictures of Hot Beach Volleyball Chicks

posted 07/09/2010
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If you’re currently in the midst of the scorching heatwave on the east coast then you know better than anyone else right now…Summer is in full swing. Today, we take a look at one of the greatest things Summer has ever brought us.&n…

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A Guide To Summer Barbeques

posted 07/06/2010
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It’s Summer. We know this because our various dangly bits are currently marinating in sweat juices and emanating odors that, if we decided to nakedly frolic in the woods, would attract creatures that are looking to mate. But another thi…

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The Schedule Of A Pagan Celebrating The Solstice

posted 06/21/2010
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It’s Monday, June 21st, which means summer has officially begun for us in the Northern Hemisphere. Soon, beaches and lakes across America will be loaded with greased-up douche bags that want to hit on your girlfriend and/or female family memb…

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25 Ridiculous Beach Photos

posted 05/31/2010
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The unofficial start of summer means lots of people going to the beach, here are those who failed at it.

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Hastily Completing Your Summer Bucket List This Labor Day Weekend

Yes, We Know. It’s Hot. There’s A Heatwave.

Holy Taco’s Favorite Cheesy Summer Movie Scenes

Be Afraid: China Has Developed Deadly Exploding Watermelon Technology

Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

Paleness: The Bane Of An Interneter’s Existence

25 Pictures of Hot Beach Volleyball Chicks

A Guide To Summer Barbeques

The Schedule Of A Pagan Celebrating The Solstice

25 Ridiculous Beach Photos

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