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6 People Who Will Ruin Your 4th of July Party

We’re coming up on everyone’s favorite summer blowout holiday, Independence Day, the day Columbus freed the slaves and killed Paul Revere. To best celebrate this most hallowed of summer holidays, you should probably have a party. Thing is, you nee…

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Summer Blockbuster Bingo

posted 06/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

We’re just now leaping full force into the summer blockbuster movie season. Why not bring along our handy Bingo card and see how many movies can flesh it out for you this year. Here’s a hint, you’ll probably fill every spot if yo…

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What Your Vacation Destination Says About You

posted 05/31/2012
by Ian Fortey

Summer is the time when you force the family into the station wagon to go on vacation whether anyone likes it or not. But your destination says a lot about who you are and where you’re going in life. So let’s see what your vacation destination say…

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5 Annoying People You’ll Meet at the Pool

posted 05/24/2012
by Ian Fortey

Man, hot enough for ya? Ha ha, what a great question, thanks for asking, dingus! No one likes talking about the weather, nor does anyone like feeling like it’s so hot they could boil an egg in their ball sweat. Our solution, as modern, technologi…

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Hastily Completing Your Summer Bucket List This Labor Day Weekend

posted 09/01/2011
by Jim Tews

Sorry, kids, but Labor Day is this weekend and that means that summer will officially be over. Were you one of the lucky few who was able to cross everything off of your summer bucket list? If you were, then you’re not this guy. The beginning…

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Yes, We Know. It’s Hot. There’s A Heatwave.

posted 07/21/2011
by Jim Tews

So apparently the whole country is undergoing a painful, almost supernatural, heatwave. We know this because a) It’s super hot outside, and b) people won’t stop mentioning it in everyday conversation. Yes, we all know that the weather i…

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Holy Taco’s Favorite Cheesy Summer Movie Scenes

posted 05/27/2011
by Jim Tews

Well, if you’re an American, you’re going to be enduring the hot dog filled transition from spring to summer known as Memorial Day Weekend! It’s the kickoff for the summer vacation season, a season that was magnified and corned-up…

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Be Afraid: China Has Developed Deadly Exploding Watermelon Technology

posted 05/18/2011
by Luis Prada

Folks, it’s no secret that the Chinese are plotting an extravagant and deadly scheme to kidnap the state of Massachusetts and hold it for ransom in an effort to get back all the money America owes them. But for quite some time the manner of the tak…

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Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

posted 08/25/2010
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We vaguely remember being students for most of our lives and dreading the final week and a half of August. Summer time fun is over and it’s back to the grind of attaining knowledge that you don’t want, having crushes on girls that think…

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Paleness: The Bane Of An Interneter’s Existence

posted 07/21/2010
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Do you love visiting websites and playing online games but wish your complexion was at least one notch above that of a vampire? Oh, don’t we all. We at Holy Taco fight this battle every day. The outside world has little to offer us nowadays. …

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25 Pictures of Hot Beach Volleyball Chicks

posted 07/09/2010
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If you’re currently in the midst of the scorching heatwave on the east coast then you know better than anyone else right now…Summer is in full swing. Today, we take a look at one of the greatest things Summer has ever brought us.&n…

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6 People Who Will Ruin Your 4th of July Party

Summer Blockbuster Bingo

What Your Vacation Destination Says About You

5 Annoying People You’ll Meet at the Pool

Hastily Completing Your Summer Bucket List This Labor Day Weekend

Yes, We Know. It’s Hot. There’s A Heatwave.

Holy Taco’s Favorite Cheesy Summer Movie Scenes

Be Afraid: China Has Developed Deadly Exploding Watermelon Technology

Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

Paleness: The Bane Of An Interneter’s Existence

25 Pictures of Hot Beach Volleyball Chicks

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