How To: Make A Super Bowl Commercial

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If you’ve ever wondered what are the ingredients for a Super Bowl commercial, wonder no further. Pay close attention to Balky Bartakomous. He’s a national treasure.

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Everyone Watched The Patriots Suck

I must say, that was one of the better Super Bowls I’ve watched. And apparently, I’m not the only one who watched it. ESPN.com reports:

The New York Giants’ thrilling win over New England was the most-watched Super Bowl ever with 97.5 million viewers, a total that is second only to the M*A*S*H* finale audience, Nielsen Media Research said Monday.

I did some research and found that in both the finale of M*A*S*H* and this year’s Super Bowl, the story line involved Tom Brady choking.

Oh that’s right! I went there! I went there via photoshop!

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Terry Bradshaw Drops F-Bomb on Howie Long

At the 50 second mark you can hear Terry Bradshaw say, “Did you find a hat that’ll fit that big f***in’ head” to Howie “Big F***in’ Head” Long. I guess being on TV for 45 straight hours saying the same thing over and over again (The Pats are going for perfection, Eli is stupid, the Giants have no chance) is enough to drive anyone to hate Howie Long. Oh wait, Firestorm already took care of that.

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