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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

Luis Prada
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by Luis Prada
Psychic Dolphin

There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accu…

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Holy Taco Explains The Super Bowl [Video]

Jim Tews
posted 02/02/2012
by Jim Tews
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Road To The Super Bowl: The New England Patriots

Luis Prada
posted 02/01/2012
by Luis Prada
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Yesterday I covered the New York Giants’ journey to the Super Bowl and discussed whether or not the gypsy curse they’ve placed on their opponents will still be in effect come this Sunday. Today, I’m going to chronicle the road taken by the New Engla…

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New York Giants

Luis Prada
posted 01/31/2012
by Luis Prada
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In the lead up to the Big Game, I’m going to be chronicling the journeys the Pats and the Giants have taken to reach this point. Today, we begin with the New York Giants.

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Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Ian Fortey
posted 02/07/2011
by Ian Fortey
Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Yesterday’s Superbowl was overshadowed by a mass of ridiculous commercial and a halftime show that was the visual and aural equivalent of being stabbed fro the inside out by a gutful of sharpened golf cleats. We’re no fans of BEP norma…

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25 Sexy Super Bowl Fans

Ian Fortey
posted 02/04/2011
by Ian Fortey
pittsburgh girls

Super Bowl 45 between the Steelers and the Packers approaches. Let’s not be divided over what team we’re supporting. Instead, let’s unite over a common desire to leer at strange women.

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

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by Jame Gumb
A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart. This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you’re not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don’t worry. We’re here to …

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What Can You Buy for $379? Super Bowl XLV Edition

Ian Fortey
posted 02/03/2011
by Ian Fortey
superbowl in a parking lot

Scalpers are charging over $5000 for tickets to this year’s Super Bowl. They’re also charging $379 for tickets to park in the parking lot outside the Superbowl and watch the game on a big TV. Is this the dumbest thing you’ve heard all day? It’s p…

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They Certainly Are

posted 02/08/2010
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They-Certainly-Are

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Most Awesome Amateur Football Ownages

posted 02/06/2010
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Most Awesome Amateur Football Ownages

  The Super Bowl is tomorrow, and while you may have to wait hours to see someone get hit in the nuts from 75 yards away, this series of videos contains that in the first two minutes.     Now This Is Target Practice (TotalProSports)…

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The Biggest Snack Food Stadium Ever

posted 02/03/2010
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The Biggest Snack Food Stadium Ever

Loyal Holy Taco fans might remember the greatest Super Bowl snack food stadium ever built, which we constructed for last year’s Super Bowl:     This year, our friends at Break.com decided to one-up us by building the largest snack f…

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