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God Has Nothing to Do With the Super Bowl, You F***ing Idiots

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If you really believe God is omnipotent and benevolent, answer a question for us: Why does God’s plan for the human race include football?

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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

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There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accu…

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Holy Taco Explains The Super Bowl [Video]

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New England Patriots

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Yesterday I covered the New York Giants’ journey to the Super Bowl and discussed whether or not the gypsy curse they’ve placed on their opponents will still be in effect come this Sunday. Today, I’m going to chronicle the road taken by the New Engla…

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New York Giants

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In the lead up to the Big Game, I’m going to be chronicling the journeys the Pats and the Giants have taken to reach this point. Today, we begin with the New York Giants.

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Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Yesterday’s Superbowl was overshadowed by a mass of ridiculous commercial and a halftime show that was the visual and aural equivalent of being stabbed fro the inside out by a gutful of sharpened golf cleats. We’re no fans of BEP norma…

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25 Sexy Super Bowl Fans

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Super Bowl 45 between the Steelers and the Packers approaches. Let’s not be divided over what team we’re supporting. Instead, let’s unite over a common desire to leer at strange women.

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart. This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you’re not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don’t worry. We’re here to …

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What Can You Buy for $379? Super Bowl XLV Edition

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Scalpers are charging over $5000 for tickets to this year’s Super Bowl. They’re also charging $379 for tickets to park in the parking lot outside the Superbowl and watch the game on a big TV. Is this the dumbest thing you’ve heard all day? It’s p…

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They Certainly Are

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