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The Post Superbowl Wrap-up Based on Other People’s Observations

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At about 5PM Eastern time on Sunday, February 05, 2012 it became clear that every single website that a man has ever even accidentally gone to will cover one of three aspects of the Superbowl tomorrow – the game itself, the halftime show or the comm…

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Classic Taco: Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

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Yesterday’s Superbowl was overshadowed by a mass of ridiculous commercial and a halftime show that was the visual and aural equivalent of being stabbed fro the inside out by a gutful of sharpened golf cleats. We’re no fans of BEP normall…

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Holy Taco Draws the News: Superbowl XLVI

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Lots going on this week, but the Superbowl is clearly stealing the show. If, even after you extensive Superbowl coverage, you’re not sure you understand all the hype and significance of the big game, lucky for you we all have MSPaint so we ca…

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Classic Taco: Last Year’s Superbowl Flowchart

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Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart. This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you’re not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don’t worry. We’re here to h…

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25 Extreme Football Fans

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Remember, if you’re going to go to a public sporting event, it’s not worth it if you don’t scare children.

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Choosing Your Superbowl Beer

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So you’re all geared up for your Superbowl party with all manner of artery decimating snacks and some really nice looking disposable plates that could be mistaken for elegant China from a distance, and it occurs to you that you need a frosty beverag…

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The Superbowl of Superbowl ofs

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The grammar of our atrocious title has not led you astray. While the Superbowl is the Superbowl of football and potentially of all other Superbowls, there are plenty of other crappy events out there that people describe as “the Supebowl of” somethi…

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5 Non-SuperBowl Bowl Games We’d Like To See

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The big game this Sunday is going to be padded with advertisements, gimmicks and promos. They’re half the reason for even paying attention to the game. The PR stunts we’re particularly into are the alternate fake games, like the puppy bo…

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Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Yesterday’s Superbowl was overshadowed by a mass of ridiculous commercial and a halftime show that was the visual and aural equivalent of being stabbed fro the inside out by a gutful of sharpened golf cleats. We’re no fans of BEP norma…

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25 Sexy Super Bowl Fans

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Super Bowl 45 between the Steelers and the Packers approaches. Let’s not be divided over what team we’re supporting. Instead, let’s unite over a common desire to leer at strange women.

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What Can You Buy for $379? Super Bowl XLV Edition

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Scalpers are charging over $5000 for tickets to this year’s Super Bowl. They’re also charging $379 for tickets to park in the parking lot outside the Superbowl and watch the game on a big TV. Is this the dumbest thing you’ve heard all day? It’s p…

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