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The 8 Most Bad Ass Real Life Super Heroes (We Assume)

If you’re the type of shut in who scans the news frequently fearing the encroaching apocalypse heralded by the recent spike in apparently mysterious animal deaths, or the apocalypse heralded by CBS sitcoms you may have heard the recent story of a …

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There Is A Person in The World Named Captain Awesome

posted 12/06/2010
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The world is in need of a hero. Someone we can all rely on to give us hope in these dark times we live in. We need someone valiant. We need someone heroic. We need someone awesome. We need… CAPTAIN AWESOME!...Awesome…awesomeR…

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7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

posted 04/22/2010
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If you haven’t seen Kick Ass yet, it’s a great opportunity for you to see a grown man beat the living crap out of a little girl, which is every bit as entertaining as it sounds. It’ll also get you thinking about how you’d hol…

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Brobo Cop To The Rescue!

posted 04/19/2010
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Congrats to Broverkill for winning the Homemade Superhero Contest. So Broverkill if you want your sweet prize send us your contact info at feedback@holytaco.com. Sports Goes Well w/ Handjobs (TotalProSports) The Awesomest Hot Air Balloons (Su…

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Name This Superhero and Win a Prize!

posted 04/16/2010
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We’re capping of our Homemade Superheroes Day with a contest! Come up with the best name, origin story, and super power for the superhero above. Wanna know what you’ll win? Check out the details after the jump! 30 Girls W…

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Drunken Argument Friday: What Would be the Best Super Power?

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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what would be the best super power to have? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument…

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25 Real Life Superheroes

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Yes, they’re really real.

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Black Widow: Awkward Defender of Justice

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I don’t know if all amateur superheroes look as much like convicted sex offenders as Black Widow does, but I know one thing: we could all use a little injection of venemous justice. Hot Girls With Ripped Abs (TotalProSports) Ani…

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How To Be A Homemade Superhero

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Kick Ass comes out in theaters today, and we’re very excited about it. In fact, our anticipation got us thinking about what it takes for a normal person to become a real live caped crusader. Here are 5 things you’ll need to becom…

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Why You Should Never Rush Down a Steep Flight of Bat Stairs

posted 09/17/2009
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UFC Season 10 Starts With a Blood Bath (CagePotato) Girls And Their Wale Tails (Coed) Megan Fox Is Dumb And Hot (TheDailyFix) Sherri Gulley Is HOT (GorillaMask) Keeley Hazel Hot Pics (DrunkenStepfather) Working Ou…

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