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3 Suggestions For Glenn Beck Now That He Is Leaving His Fox News Show

The crazy train is finally coming to an end. Glenn Beck, the peak of the mountain of crazy that is Fox News, has just announced that he will be ending his daily program sometime in 2011. What he will be doing after he leaves is still kind of a myst…

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Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

posted 03/03/2011
by Luis Prada

Attention Shoppers: we at SuperFoods supermarket just read a news story that we feel we have to pass along to you, our loyal customers. It appears researchers from the University of Arizona recently swabbed 85 shopping carts from a number of grocer…

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Every Day Excuses for Assaulting Average Citizens

posted 10/07/2010
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So you’ve decided you’ve had enough of other people’s crap. Good for you! It’s true, most people are terrible and need to be put in their place. But does anyone ever do it? Rarely. Sure, once in a while, a bus river sna…

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Grocery Store Bingo

posted 10/23/2009
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Everyone has to go to the grocery store once in a while, including really weird people. This makes your neighborhood grocery store an excellent venue for seeing some really entertaining stuff. Take this bingo card with you the next time you go…

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