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Animal Skin, Vodka, and Designer Vibrators Are All Lovely Car Accessories

Like most people in the world, you’re probably uber-rich and own a farm that breeds poor people so that you may murder them with spears made of paper mached 100-dollar bills. As a person in possession of such vast reserves of money, the products th…

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The Future of Douchebag Transportation

posted 02/09/2011
by Jim Tews

Brace yourselves, people who realize the world is full of other people and resources aren’t infinite, a flying Hummer is in the works! Before you know it, our airspace is going to smell like axe body spray and coconut oil. I can only hope tha…

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What Your Car Really Says About You

posted 02/25/2010
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Like it or not, people will formulate opinions and ideas about you based on their initial observations, like how you dress, who you’re with, and what kind of vehicle you drive. You have to be careful, though, because sometimes the messag…

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This SUV Was Blown Away By An F-16

posted 06/12/2008
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Imagine you’re driving along with your pal. It’s night time. Maybe you guys are going bowling, or maybe you’re going to drive over to his house to just hang out. You’ve probably got a pretty quiet night planned. And then a m…

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Animal Skin, Vodka, and Designer Vibrators Are All Lovely Car Accessories

The Future of Douchebag Transportation

What Your Car Really Says About You

This SUV Was Blown Away By An F-16

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