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The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

What better way to kick start your day then watching a poor man’s Swiss Chris Walken with a welt on his forehead awkwardly dub an adult movie? Fun Fact: “Yeeeoh!” is apparently a commonly used word/yodel in Swiss lovemaking.

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Switzerland: Home Of The Drive Thru Sex Box

Switzerland: Home Of The Drive Thru Sex Box

Switzerland has long been home to extremely pale people, chocolate, cuckoo clocks, doing nothing during war time, and a crazy obsession with peace that we in the states can’t seem to understand. But now the Swiss have something else that they…

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25 Alternate Names for Harry Popper Condoms

25 Alternate Names for Harry Popper Condoms

Warner Brothers apparently has no sense of humor. Or it doesn’t have a sense of festive penisery. That’s a word, we asked our janitor and he was all “si!” and we saw. But back to the point – a Swiss company that was…

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