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Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Synth Coke

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Synth Coke

Seeing a coke whore’s eyes light up like a child on Christmas morning is one of the most beautiful things in the world. So what do you do when you can’t score any coke? Well, according to this ad, Synth Coke will do just the trick. (Som…

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