Taco Belle: Sophie Howard

Age: 25

Where you’ve seen her: Sophie Howard, seen here at the Nuts Awards in England, is known for something…but I can’t seem to quite remember what it is. Is it her eyes? Hmmm, I don’t think so. Man, it’s on the tip of my tongue. Umm, here smile? Noooooo. Oh, now I remember. Her ginormous breasts.

Pointless quote: “I went to a good Catholic school, and was in the Salvation Army until I was 16. I didn’t touch drink, drugs or boys – and then, at 17, I became a stripper!”

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Taco Belle: Roselyn Sanchez

Age: 35

Where you’ve seen her: Puerto Rico’s Roselyn Sanchez has been in Rush Hour 2, Chasing Papi (which I really hope was about David Ortiz), and now she’s in a show called Without A Trace…which may or may not still be on the air.

Pointless quote: “I came here when I was almost 22. I’m perfectly bilingual, but I’m never going to sound like Sandra Bullock.”

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Taco Belle: Rihanna

Age: 20

Where you’ve seen her: If you don’t know who Rihanna is you are either in a coma, suffering from Alzheimers, dead, or one of those chicks from the polygamy sect.

Tantalizing tidbit: There’s a British female pop singer who is named “Rhianna.” This is the only time you will ever hear about her for the rest of her life.

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Taco Belle: Christine Mendoza

Age: 24

Where you’ve seen her: Christine Mendoza is a part-time go go dancer who also appeared in The Black-Eyed Peas video for “Monkey Business.”

Tantalizing tidbit: According to her website, she was born in the Philippines and still speaks Tagalog fluently. Which is weird, because I thought Tagalogs were Girl Scout Cookies. (I speak fluent Samoa.)

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Taco Belle: Josie Maran

Age: 29

Where you’ve seen her: Aside from a bunch of crappy movies, Josie Maran was on the cover and played the main character in Need For Speed: Most Wanted, and did some dancing on Dancing With The Stars. So there’s that.

Pointless quote: “I don’t believe in marriage. I just don’t think it’s necessary in this day and age. I just think if you need to get married, then you’re already distrusting the person. Why do you have to sign something to show your love? You just love, everyday.”

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Alley Baggett

Age: 34

Where you’ve seen her: Alley Baggett has been in about a bazillion Playboy special issues and DVDs. But all you Telemundo fans out there will recognize her from The Umberto Show and the Maria Conchita Alonso Show. Ole!

Tantalizing tidbit: Alley was also featured in a comic book series called “Alley Cat” where she fought crime, saved the world and presumably fought a character based on Lindsay Lohan called “Gutter Skank.”

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Taco Belle: Jennifer Walcott

Age: 30

Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Walcott was in American Pie: Band Camp and Playboy, but I’m sure you know her best for her poetry, which won her a Reader’s Digest contest in Arizona. Right?

Tantalizing tidbit: The Chicago Bears benched safety Adam Archuletta made her a MILF.

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Taco Belle: Jennifer Hawkins

Age: 24

Where you’ve seen her: Jennifer Hawkins was Miss Universe in 2004. And as with many other women who have been chosen Miss America/World/Universe, you probably haven’t seen her since.

Tantalizing tidbit: She’s Australian, so if you ever meet her, make sure you keep an eye on your wallet. (Pssst: They’re all criminals.)

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Taco Belle: Stephanie Glasson

Age: 32

Where you’ve seen her: Playboy, Playboy’s Playmate Calendar 2006, Playboy’s Nude Playmates March 2005, Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 2005…

Tantalizing tidbit: Did I mention that she’s been in Playboy?

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Taco Belle: Angie Harmon

AGE: 35

Where You’ve Seen Her: One of the many many Law and Orders.  Also on the arm of disgraceful excuse for a defensive back, Jason Sehorn.

Tantalizing Tidbit:  Angie delivered a speech at the 2004 Republican National Convention, which I’m guessing means if you knock her up by accident, start purchasing baby clothes and accessories.

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