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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Kristin Kreuk

Kristin Kreuk

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: If you lived in Canada, you saw Kristin Kreuk in some show called Edgemont. If you lived in America, you saw her in Smallville. If you lived in a fantasy world of comic books, acne and virginity, you saw her in …

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Nicole Graves

Nicole Graves

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: Nicole Graves has been in Playboy a couple times and Penthouse once. So, as you can imagine, her grandparents do a lot of crying. Pointless quote: “I’m a naughty little girl. I love shooting. I love …

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Laura Vandervoort

Laura Vandervoort

Age: 23 Where you’ve seen her: If you missed Laura Vandervoort in the amazing “Mom’s Got A Date With A Vampire,” then maybe you saw her play Kara Kent (aka Supergirl) in “Smallville.” I’ve never seen the sh…

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Cheryl Cole/Tweedy

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy

Age: 24 Where you’ve seen her: Cheryl Cole is in some crappy English girl group called The Spice Girls Aloud…or something. Also, since she’s married to soccer/footballer megastar Ashley Cole, she won FHM’s “Sexiest Foo…

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Monica Leigh

Monica Leigh

Age: 26 Where you’ve seen her: Well, Monica Leigh has been in Playboy…and then she was in…ummm….gotta go! See more at hornyoyster.com

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Bar Rafaeli

Bar Rafaeli

Age: 22 Where you’ve seen her: Bar Rafaeli has been in Sport Illustrated, Tatler and Elle, but you’ve most likely seen her dangling from Leonardo Di Caprio’s…um, career. Pointless quote: “Sometimes my mom tells me I wa…

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Natacha Peyre

Natacha Peyre

Age: 23 Where you’ve seen her: Natacha Peyre has appeared in Playboy and a Swedish TV show called “Paradise Hotel.” I don’t want to be the one to tell those brilliant television executives what to do, but I think Natacha nee…

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Taco Belle: Sophie Howard

Taco Belle: Sophie Howard

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: Sophie Howard, seen here at the Nuts Awards in England, is known for something…but I can’t seem to quite remember what it is. Is it her eyes? Hmmm, I don’t think so. Man, it’s on the tip …

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Taco Belle: Roselyn Sanchez

Taco Belle: Roselyn Sanchez

Age: 35 Where you’ve seen her: Puerto Rico’s Roselyn Sanchez has been in Rush Hour 2, Chasing Papi (which I really hope was about David Ortiz), and now she’s in a show called Without A Trace…which may or may not still be on …

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Taco Belle: Rihanna

Taco Belle: Rihanna

Age: 20 Where you’ve seen her: If you don’t know who Rihanna is you are either in a coma, suffering from Alzheimers, dead, or one of those chicks from the polygamy sect. Tantalizing tidbit: There’s a British female pop singer who …

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Taco Belle: Christine Mendoza

Taco Belle: Christine Mendoza

Age: 24 Where you’ve seen her: Christine Mendoza is a part-time go go dancer who also appeared in The Black-Eyed Peas video for “Monkey Business.” Tantalizing tidbit: According to her website, she was born in the Philippines and s…

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