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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Taco Belle: Olivia Munn

Taco Belle: Olivia Munn

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: Olivia Munn is a host of Attack of the Show on G4TV, which means she spends most of her time giving nerds erections. She can also be seen in Rob Schneider’s upcoming movie “Big Stan,” where she…

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Taco Belle: Helene Rask

Taco Belle: Helene Rask

Age: 28 Where you’ve seen her: You’ve seen Helene Rask in Norway. That’s pretty much the only place. Tantalizing tidbit: It’s really awesome to see a Wikipedia page that is clearly written by Norwegians who aren’t comp…

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Taco Belle: Gisele Bundchen’s Ass

Taco Belle: Gisele Bundchen’s Ass

Age: 27 (about the same age as Gisele) Where you’ve seen her ass: It’s usually seen hanging out with Tom Brady’s ass (which, hopefully, will never be featured on HolyTaco.) Tantalizing tidbit: Worth an estimated $150 million, Gise…

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Taco Belle: Alessandra Ambrosio

Taco Belle: Alessandra Ambrosio

Age: 26 Where you’ve seen her: Since Alessandra Ambrosio is a model, you’ve seen her in a bunch of advertisements for clothes you would never buy. Tantalizing tidbit: When Alessandra works out, she does an exercise called the “Bra…

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Hayden Panettiere And Her Camel Toe

Hayden Panettiere And Her Camel Toe

Hayden Panettiere may want to get some slightly larger sweat pants because these seem to be bunching up in the upper thigh/lower vagina section. I’m not a big fan of camel toes. They look like some girl stuffed too much melted cheese and oran…

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Taco Belle: Brooke Burke

Taco Belle: Brooke Burke

Age: 36 Where you’ve seen her: She’s been in Maxim and Stuff (RIP) about 50 times, but no one’s complaining. She also hosted Wild On! which was a show that was smart enough to put her in a bikini 80% of the time she was on camera.…

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Taco Belle: Doutzen Kroes

Taco Belle: Doutzen Kroes

Age: 23 Where you’ve seen her: Doutzen Kroes only lives in your dreams, my friend. Well, dreams and a bunch of Victoria’s Secret specials. Tantalizing tidbit: In a 2006 interview, Doutzen said that she has a romantic preference for blac…

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FYI: Adriana Lima Is Still Attractive

FYI: Adriana Lima Is Still Attractive

Adriana Lima GQ Photo Shoot Behind The Scenes – Watch more free videos In case you were wondering if Adriana Lima was hot or ugly, GQ.com put together a little video to make it clear that she is still attractive. I know, I know, it’s kin…

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Taco Belle: Aria Giovanni

Taco Belle: Aria Giovanni

AGE: 30 Where you’ve seen her: While Aria Giovanni has appeared in some bondage and fetish “artistic” photography, she was also in a a movie called “Survivors Exposed,” which was a parody of the Survivor TV show. If th…

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Taco Belle: Charlize Theron

Taco Belle: Charlize Theron

Age: 32 Where you’ve seen her: She was ugly in Monster, hot in Aeon Flux, ugly in North Country, hot in Cider House Rules and ugly in Children of the Corn III. I’m just kidding, I didn’t see Children of the Corn III. Tantalizing t…

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Browse Her: Brooke Banx

Browse Her: Brooke Banx

Age: 24 Where You’ve Seen Her: Brooke Banx has been in FHM, Status and Splat magazines as well as Gene Simmons’ reality show and VH1. Her myspace page is also a “popular” site on the “Internet”. Watch These Video…

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