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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Taco Belle: Elisha Cuthbert

Taco Belle: Elisha Cuthbert

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: Elisha Cuthbert played the only porn star you never get to see have sex in 2004′s The Girl Next Door. Now she’s known as Jack Bauer’s daughter on 24. You know how you know that? Because JACK BA…

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Taco Belle: Keeley Hazell

Taco Belle: Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell is the English version of…enormous boobs. Apparently this London photo shoot is for some new men’s body spray. Which might explain why there are three googly-eyed statues standing behind her. Or it might not explain anythi…

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Taco Belle: Bonnie-Jill Laflin

Taco Belle: Bonnie-Jill Laflin

Age: 31 Where you’ve seen her: She started out as a cheerleader for the Golden State Warriors and Dallas Cowboys and then worked her way up to appearances on Baywatch and Ally McBeal. After years of climbing the media ladder, she finally reac…

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Taco Belle: Mayra Veronica

Taco Belle: Mayra Veronica

Age: 27 Where you’ve seen her: There’s a good possibility that you have been standing directly in front of Mayra Veronica, but have been unable to see her because her ass is in the way. (She has a large keister.) Tantalizing tidbit:  Sc…

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Taco Belle: Denise Milani

Taco Belle: Denise Milani

Age: 27 Where you’ve seen her: Please don’t ask me any questions about Denise Milani. Too busy looking at photos. Tantalizing tidbit: I don’t know. I gave you her age, what more do you want? You want to know that she’s a Cze…

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Taco Belle: Karolina Kurkova

Taco Belle: Karolina Kurkova

Age: 23 Where you’ve seen her: Karolina Kurkova has been a Victoria’s Secret Angel, appeared in numerous magazines and starred in a movie called “My Sexiest Year” with wuvvable wittle Frankie Muniz. I don’t care if Kar…

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Taco Belle: Emanuela de Paula

Taco Belle: Emanuela de Paula

Age: 18 Where you’ve seen her: Emanuela de Paula has done a few modeling things for magazines your girlfriend reads, but she is the newest Victoria’s Secret girl. So if you subscribe to the Victoria’s Secret magazine like I do (fi…

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Taco Belle: Alessandra Ambrosio

Taco Belle: Alessandra Ambrosio

Age: 26 Why am I showing you these photos: Well, for one, Alessandra Ambrosio is super hot. And she’s also pregnant. So, unless you have a fetish for beach ball-sized stomachs, she’s not going to be this hot in a month or two. Um, who a…

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Taco Belle: Maria Sharapova

Taco Belle: Maria Sharapova

Age: 20 Where you’ve seen her: Aside from ads for her own fragrance and SI’s Swimsuit Issue, Maria Sharapova will also be in the Australian Open Finals tomorrow. She’s a lot like Anna Kournakova…except Maria actually wins to…

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Taco Belle: Keeley Hazell

Taco Belle: Keeley Hazell

Age: 22 Where you’ve seen her: Keeley Hazell has been in Zoo magazine, but you’ve also seen her in FHM, the cover of Sony’s Formula 06 video game and…um…no, that’s about it. Tantalizing trivia: Ooooh, wait, I kno…

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Taco Belle: Petra Nemcova

Taco Belle: Petra Nemcova

Age: 28 Where you’ve seen her: Aside from most of your dreams, Petra Nemcova‘s been seen in The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria’s Secret. Tantalizing trivia: Her photographer and fiance Simon Atlee was killed in the…

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