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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Taco Belle: Luisana Lopilato

Taco Belle: Luisana Lopilato

Age: 20 Where you’ve seen her: If you don’t live in Argentina, then you’ve never seen Luisana Lopilato act in “Casado con Hijos” (Argentina’s version of Married With Children), “Perdidos” (Argentina&#…

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Taco Belle: Nicky Watson

Taco Belle: Nicky Watson

Age: 34 Where you’ve seen her: This New Zealand model is apparently…a model in New Zealand. I’ve never seen her before. It’s not like you really care about this part anyway, right? Tantalizing trivia: She used to be married …

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Taco Belle: Nina Moric

Taco Belle: Nina Moric

Age: 31 Where you’ve seen her: Thanks to the geniuses over at Egotastic, she is the hot girl from Ricky Martin’s “Livin’ La Vida Loca” video. You probably also saw her body in the majority of your wet dreams. Tantalizi…

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Taco Belle: Rachel Bilson

Taco Belle: Rachel Bilson

Age: 26 Where have you seen her? Teen soap opera The O.C. and the upcoming movie you may have seen 65,000 ads for during last weekends football games called Jumper. If I see another commercial for that movie I’m going to jumper in front of a …

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Taco Belle: Lisa Dergan

Taco Belle: Lisa Dergan

Courtesy: Hollywoodtuna.com Age: 37 (yes, 37) Where you’ve seen her: She’s been a sportscaster on Fox and she’s been in Playboy, but in 2003 she was the freakin’ St. Pauli Girl. If you don’t believe me, here’s pr…

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Taco Belle: Marisa Miller

Taco Belle: Marisa Miller

Age: 29 Where you’ve seen her: A bunch of modeling magazine shit you’ve probably never seen…oh, and some show called “Manhunt: The Search for America’s Most Gorgeous Male Model”, which, if you’re on this si…

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Taco Belle: Christina Milian

Taco Belle: Christina Milian

Age: 26 Where you’ve seen her: She’s released a bunch of crappy music, she used to be an MTV VJ and she’s been in a bunch of crappy movies. But she’s hot, so it doesn’t matter. Tantalizing Trivia: She used to date Nick…

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Taco Belle: Michelle Marsh

Taco Belle: Michelle Marsh

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: She’s been in all the British lad mags and now you’re seeing the photos from her new 208 calendar. Tantalizing tidbits: She’s married to St. Mirren F.C. footballer Will Haining, so she knows he…

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Taco Belle: Lucy Pinder

Taco Belle: Lucy Pinder

Source: hollywoodtuna.com Age: 23 (She turns 24 tomorrow.) Where you’ve seen her: Her breasts were voted “best all-natural pair in the world”. If that’s not enough, she’s also been in English skin rag Nuts, showing off…

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Taco Belle: Sandra Nilsson

Taco Belle: Sandra Nilsson

Age: 21 Where you’ve seen her: She’s Swedish, so unless your name is Bjorn or Sven or ABBA, you’ve probably never seen her before. But, she’s going to be Playboy’s Playmate in January 2008. So you can see almost all of…

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