Where You've Seen Her: Heidi Montag is the goddess of The Hills. Don't believe me? She got another boob job, according to numerous news sources. She also dumped her boyfriend for his best friend Spencer Pratt which only stirred up...
Age: 25
Where you've seen her: Ludmila Dayer is a Brazilian actress who's ony been in stuff even Brazilian people have never heard of.
Best sentenced in her translated wiki page: In the rich also cry of SBT, made the town antagonist plot.
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Age: 33
Where you've seen her: Eva Mendes has been in one good movie (Training Day) and a bunch of not so good movies (2 Fast 2 Furious, Stuck On You, Once Upon A Time In Mexico and Hitch.)
Pointless quote: “I love being naked. I do everything in the nude, even...
Age: 32
Where you've seen her: Ali Larter has been covered in whip cream in Varsity Blues. She has not been covered in whip cream in Heroes.
Pointless quote: “I hate pretty-looking boys.”
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Age: Somewhere between 20 and 40
Where you've seen her: Dukai Regina was in the Hungarian version of the FHM, but since I can't find any biographical information on her, I'm just going to make a bunch of stuff up.
Her turn ons: Parallel parking, shivving, pillow talk about the pros and...
Age: 30
Where you’ve seen her: If you have a latex fetish (and let’s face it, you probably do) you’ve seen Bianca Beauchamp in Marquis and Bizarre magazines. If you don’t, then you’ve probably seen her in Playboy’s Book of Lingerie.
Tantalizing tidbit: She’s a French Canadian bisexual who models crazy latex...
Age: 28
Where you've seen her: Sophie Monk is known more for who she dates than what she's done. Let's play a little game to see which is more recognizable--the dudes she has sex with...or her career. Just buzz in if you've heard of one of the following. (You'll have to...
Age: 23
Where you've seen her: Known as a "hip hop honey," Esther Baxter has appeared in--you guessed it--hip hop videos. She's been in Petey Pablo's "Freak-A-Leek", Nelly's "Shake Ya Tailfeather" and Kanye West's "The New Workout Plan." According to hip hop video directors "We like girls with big ass...
Age: 33
Where you've seen her: Mayrin Villanueva, according to her Wikipedia page, has been in "magazines." Good for her!
MILF status: After a bit of pushing and squeezing, two babies came flying out of Mayrin's buh-gina in 2003. Her daughter Romina and her son Sebastian.
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