February 22nd, 2008 | 07:59

I can’t decide how I feel about Christina Ricci. On one hand she’s thin, she has nice cheekbones and she’s a pretty good actor. On the other, she’s a dwarf who can sometimes look like a 75-year old hobbit. Tell me which side of the Ricci fence you’re on. Also, see an uncensored photo of her tattoo here. Also, one time a monkey attacked her boob.

Photos courtesy of egotastic.com
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January 24th, 2008 | 07:21

Sometimes the only way to show someone you love them is by getting a tattoo. And sometimes, that person you love plays professional basketball. And when both those things happen, you have no other choice but to get a hideous tattoo of their number on the back of your neck.
People.com reports:
The Desperate Housewives star was spotted with somewhat cryptic ink on her neck Wednesday. Asked what the tattoo says, a rep for the star tells PEOPLE: “Nine” - that’s Tony Parker’s jersey number on the San Antonio Spurs.
In related news, Robert Swift’s girlfriend vomited repeatedly after they had sex.

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