I can’t decide how I feel about Christina Ricci. On one hand she’s thin, she has nice cheekbones and she’s a pretty good actor. On the other, she’s a dwarf who can sometimes look like a 75-year old hobbit. Tell me which side of the Ricci fence you’re on. Also, see an uncensored photo of her tattoo here. Also, one time a monkey attacked her boob.
Photos courtesy of egotastic.com
Sometimes the only way to show someone you love them is by getting a tattoo. And sometimes, that person you love plays professional basketball. And when both those things happen, you have no other choice but to get a hideous tattoo of their number on the back of your neck.
People.com reports:
The Desperate Housewives star was spotted with somewhat cryptic ink on her neck Wednesday. Asked what the tattoo says, a rep for the star tells PEOPLE: “Nine” - that’s Tony Parker’s jersey number on the San Antonio Spurs.
In related news, Robert Swift’s girlfriend vomited repeatedly after they had sex.
Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool. We’re not saying we’re cool, we’re just saying if you own any of these items, you’re not.
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