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20 Celebrities With Awful Tattoos: A Photo Tribute

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From Gucci Mane’s ice-cream face to Cheryl Cole’s ass-roses, these celebrity tats should see the business end of a laser gun.

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25 Insane Face Tattoos

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Tattoos are an artistic way to express your inner blah blah – these wingnuts tattooed their faces. Also, we didn’t include that guy with the skull tattoo. You’ve seen him already.

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25 Things Made More Awesome by Monocles

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Monocles are no longer just the territory of upper class gentleman who go whoring in a horse and carriage. They’re for everyone and everything that wants to be a little more awesome on one side of their face.

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25 World of Warcraft Tattoos

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By and large the World of Warcraft is regarded as a nerd game, but there’s nothing nerdy about getting a hot Night Elf branded into your flesh. Right?

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Hey Hipsters, Good Luck Explaining Your Love Of Irony To Your Kids

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This generation loves irony! I get it, “who farted” trucker hats and blu-blockers are funny, but here’s the rub: eventually you’ll (likely by ironic accident) have children, they’ll see pictures of you as a youngster a…

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25 Humping Tattoos

25 Humping Tattoos

People make a lot of questionable choices when it comes to tattoos – someone’s name, a Star Wars character, the full face tattoo, but you can rest assured it’s never a bad idea to be branded by humping.

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Nebraska Woman Discovers Cheap and Easy Tattoo Remover: A.K.A. Her Knife

Nebraska Woman Discovers Cheap and Easy Tattoo Remover: A.K.A. Her Knife

Do you have an unwanted tattoo? Are you unable to pay for a costly laser removal? Well, you might be in luck. A Nebraska woman has developed a cheap and easy technique that will forever change the way Americans deal with unwanted tatts. Using a dev…

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8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis

8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis

Everyone’s heard tales of tattoos gone awry – you ask for the kanji symbol for “courage” then find out a year later the symbol on the back of your neck means “semen storage.” You go in for a portrait and you get …

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25 Insane ScarificationTattoos

25 Insane ScarificationTattoos

Tattoos are so 2006.  The new cool thing is to horribly mutilate yourself.    

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Totally BS Profile Of: Masuimi Max

Totally BS Profile Of:  Masuimi Max

  Korean and German fetish model Masuimi max popped up on our radar’s way back when she appeared as an apparently very cold contestant on Fear Factor, a show that you may recall was mostly about hot chicks eating bugs.  We felt like…

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What Your Tattoo Really Says About You

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Tattoos are more popular than ever. People from nearly every social, cultural, and ideological background are using tattoos as a way to identify themselves to the world.  But sometimes your tattoo can send a message that’s different than …

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Sex, Fat, And Rock N’ Roll

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