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Hate Filing Taxes? Die In A Car Crash. Everyone Else Is Doing It.

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Tax Day is a miserable experience if you’re one of them millions of Americas that file at the last minute. You’re scrambling out of your home with a shoebox filled with Burger King receipts that you’re hoping can be deducted as a work expense, barre…

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I’m a Grown Man Dressed As Lady Liberty

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Look at me dance, y’all. I need you to see me. I do whatever and say whatever I want, because I’ve got this Lady Liberty head covering my real head. Get your taxes done here, stupid. Y’all are stupid. I could say that out loud and…

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He Ain’t Payin No Taxes Yo!

He Ain’t Payin No Taxes Yo!

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How Celebrities Spend Their Tax Returns

How Celebrities Spend Their Tax Returns

Famous people are just like you: they have personal assistants to do everything for them, they can adopt African orphans even if they’re single, workaholic drug addicts, and they have to file their taxes today. Unlike you, some celebs are expe…

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5 People You Know Who Cheat On Their Taxes

5 People You Know Who Cheat On Their Taxes

Thousands of people cheat on their taxes every year, and some of them get caught, but most of them get away with it. What you may not realize is that these tax cheaters walk among us.  They are our teachers, doctors, and the stupid old person t…

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Open Letters to Annoying People

Open Letters to Annoying People

Letters are a good way to communicate with people that you, for one reason or another, can’t have a face-to-face interaction with.  This can be particularly effective when you’re dealing with someone who is incredibly annoying. …

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Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail

Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail

Paying taxes really sucks.  But hearing another man say “so I’m gonna have sex with you when I want, and in exchange I’ll make sure no one stabs you,” and you saying “Okay, that sounds reasonable,” sucks, like, a…

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