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The Pros and Cons of Walking Your Dog with a Drone

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Jeff Myers bought a drone, attached a leash to it, and let it lead his pooch down a lonely, lonely path. It made us wonder — should you actually let a robot walk your dog? We weighed every single pro and con imaginable, in our version of a sci…

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Google Glass Is Terrible, And You’re an Awful Person for Using It

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No one has ever heard of one reason that we really need Google Glass — only things that we *can* do with it. But why in the name of Judas’ Balls would I need to see myself banging my own wife?

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From Betamax to the Zune: The Biggest Tech Fails of Our Time

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Here’s hoping the Oculus VR isn’t an epic fail like these seven devices, which came in on a wave of hype and left like farts in the wind…

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SpeechJammer: The Handy Little Device That Can Shut You Up

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Getting people to shut up is one of those wonderful little powers we all wish we had. We’ve all been in a conversation with someone and halfway through realized listening to them speak can be detrimental to our mental health. Or maybe we’ve sat in a…

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Improving Your Life Story With Facebook’s New Timeline

Improving Your Life Story With Facebook’s New Timeline

image via mashable.com Hey loser, wanna look better online? Sure, we all do. Thanks to Facebook’s new “Timeline” mode, you totally can! A lot of people are bitching and whining about it because it lacks “privacy” or som…

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Three Terrifying Developments In Robot Technology

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The advancements in robot technology are constantly making mind-blowing leaps and bounds, and nobody but me seems to be afraid of it. It’s almost as if nobody ever, in the world, particularly in China and Japan, is completely unfamiliar with …

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Ghosts in the Machine: 6 Spooks that Haunt You Through Technology (and How to Overcome Them)

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The Caller just dropped on DVD and it features True Blood’s Bill Compton and a Twilight vampire doing nothing vampiric whatsoever, however they are being haunted by one of those phone calling ghosts. Unsurprisingly, it looks like ghosts have…

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Srsly Guyz, The Oxford English Dictionary Is Totes Cool Now!

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Hey Y’all, JSYK, the cool kidz over here at the Oxford English Dictionary are really hip and with it. When you hear “Oxford English Dictionary”, you don’t usually picture an office full of cutting edge, youth culture savvy …

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New iPhone 4G Comparison Chart

New iPhone 4G Comparison Chart

This morning, Gizmodo announced that they had gotten their hands on a prototype iPhone 4G that someone left in a bar. Gizmodo’s initial report highlighted some interesting improvements between this new iPhone 4G and the 3Gs, the model thatR…

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Flowchart to Determine if You Should Buy an Ipad

Flowchart to Determine if You Should Buy an Ipad

The Ipad came out on Saturday, and if you weren’t one of the 3 million people standing in line at the Apple store to get one already, then you’re probably wondering what all the fuss is about, and whether you should be buying an Ipad, to…

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Technology Is Racist

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5 Things The Gaming Industry Will Never Fix (Cracked) Dixie Carter’s Scary Exercise Video (IHeartChaos) Exclusive Land Of The Lost Clip (ScreenJunkies) If You’re not Pretty You’ll Be Rejected (Asylum) Police Arrest A Nutcase (Tota…

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