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8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

You will not see her at the library. Today, through no fault of my own, I found myself away from home and without Internet access. Since this shit-stain of a town doesn’t have a Starbucks, I was left with the unpleasant but necessary task of …

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The Perils Of A Teenage Boy

The Perils Of A Teenage Boy

The look of frustrated anger on this young man’s face really brings me back. He just got out of the pool, he’s dripping wet, he’s waiting for that asshole to get out of the way so he can get some pizza and then, out of nowhere, an…

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