Every fall TV networks throw steaming piles of poo at a wall in the hopes that one is just sticky enough to not fall off and roll away into obscurity. This very rarely works out well, but one or two shows on each network inevitably make it through …
The young ladies on MTV’s “Teen Mom” series are clearly not fit for serious decision making. Let’s just disregard the choices they make when considering who’s genetics they think they should pass on. And let’s ig…
Today’s article was written by Andy Green, who hasn’t starred on Walker, but he dreams about it in the shower.
When the eyes of the ranger are upon you, your acting career is doing just fine. Contrary to what you may have hard or seen o…
Oprah,
Just heard about your new venture “O.W.N. – The Oprah Winfrey Network”. That’s seriously awesome. I don’t mean to speak out of line here, but in case you haven’t noticed, that acronym spells the word “own”, which may turn some viewers off. J…
This week, we’ve saved the best for last.
I’m supposed to do one more article, but it’s Friday night, and I’m beat. I worked my ass off all day writing articles about Robocop and elderly porn stars. It’s time to unwind…
This year’s Emmy’s nominations were just announced to the excitement of shut-ins and dimwits everywhere. Because it’s our job, we sent an intern to cover the fanfare and they got their hands on a list of Emmy’s that ha…
The fall TV season is officially over, as all of your favorite shows have wrapped up their filming and aired their final episodes. Thus, the countdown to a new fall season and a whole new slew of TV shows begins. As with every new fall TV season, t…
Are you broke as hell? Don’t panic! It’s not like you have to rush out and get a job or anything. You can just win some money on a game show! To increase your chances of success, we’ve created this flowchart to help you determine w…
The series finale of Lost airs on Sunday, and fan excitement levels are at a boiling point. Luckily, we’ve come up with a way for you to simultaneously relieve your anxiety and get completely wasted: The Lost Finale Drinking Game!
For…
I can’t believe there is more than one paraplegic kung fu movie out there.
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Conan O’Brien will be doing a late night talk show on TBS, starting in November. This is huge news for Conan fans, who have been eagerly anticipating Conan’s next move. TBS isn’t exactly the ideal scenario for Conan, though, and th…