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Fall 2012 in Terrible Television

Every fall TV networks throw steaming piles of poo at a wall in the hopes that one is just sticky enough to not fall off and roll away into obscurity. This very rarely works out well, but one or two shows on each network inevitably make it through …

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MTV’s Teen Moms Love Making Permanent Mistakes, Like Having Babies and Getting Bad Tattoos

posted 03/28/2011
by Jim Tews

The young ladies on MTV’s “Teen Mom” series are clearly not fit for serious decision making. Let’s just disregard the choices they make when considering who’s genetics they think they should pass on. And let’s ig…

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8 Extremely Accomplished Actors Who Appeared On Walker Texas Ranger

posted 01/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Today’s article was written by Andy Green, who hasn’t starred on Walker, but he dreams about it in the shower. When the eyes of the ranger are upon you, your acting career is doing just fine. Contrary to what you may have hard or seen o…

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For Your Consideration, Oprah

posted 12/28/2010
by Jim Tews

Oprah, Just heard about your new venture “O.W.N. – The Oprah Winfrey Network”. That’s seriously awesome. I don’t mean to speak out of line here, but in case you haven’t noticed, that acronym spells the word “own”, which may turn some viewers off. J…

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The Greatest Video You Will See All Month: ‘Gylne Tider – Let It Be’

posted 12/03/2010
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This week, we’ve saved the best for last. I’m supposed to do one more article, but it’s Friday night, and I’m beat. I worked my ass off all day writing articles about Robocop and elderly porn stars. It’s time to unwind…

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Rejected Emmy Nominations List

posted 07/09/2010
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This year’s Emmy’s nominations were just announced to the excitement of shut-ins and dimwits everywhere. Because it’s our job, we sent an intern to cover the fanfare and they got their hands on a list of Emmy’s that ha…

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4 Generic New Shows You’ll See This Fall

posted 06/10/2010
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The fall TV season is officially over, as all of your favorite shows have wrapped up their filming and aired their final episodes. Thus, the countdown to a new fall season and a whole new slew of TV shows begins. As with every new fall TV season, t…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Game Show You Should Go On

posted 05/24/2010
by ywang

Are you broke as hell? Don’t panic! It’s not like you have to rush out and get a job or anything. You can just win some money on a game show! To increase your chances of success, we’ve created this flowchart to help you determine w…

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The Lost Finale Drinking Game

posted 05/21/2010
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The series finale of Lost airs on Sunday, and fan excitement levels are at a boiling point. Luckily, we’ve come up with a way for you to simultaneously relieve your anxiety and get completely wasted: The Lost Finale Drinking Game! For…

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80′s TV Was Way Better Than Now

posted 05/04/2010
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I can’t believe there is more than one paraplegic kung fu movie out there. The Most Excited Fan of the Day (TotalProSports) Justin Bieber is Actually Retarded (Buzzfeed) The Lowest Blows in Baseball (BleacherReport) Most Hilario…

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5 Predictions for The Conan O’Brien TBS Show

posted 04/13/2010
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Conan O’Brien will be doing a late night talk show on TBS, starting in November. This is huge news for Conan fans, who have been eagerly anticipating Conan’s next move. TBS isn’t exactly the ideal scenario for Conan, though, and th…

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Fall 2012 in Terrible Television

MTV’s Teen Moms Love Making Permanent Mistakes, Like Having Babies and Getting Bad Tattoos

8 Extremely Accomplished Actors Who Appeared On Walker Texas Ranger

For Your Consideration, Oprah

The Greatest Video You Will See All Month: ‘Gylne Tider – Let It Be’

Rejected Emmy Nominations List

4 Generic New Shows You’ll See This Fall

A Flowchart to Determine What Game Show You Should Go On

The Lost Finale Drinking Game

80′s TV Was Way Better Than Now

5 Predictions for The Conan O’Brien TBS Show

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