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Come To Missouri for the St. Louis-Style Ribs, Stay For The Meth!

Missouri Meth

What’s the only state in the union that’s the birth state of Mark Twain and is honored enough to have had 1,960 meth lab incidents in 2010? Missouri! Hi, I’m Charles Philips, head of the Missouri Division of Tourism. The state of Missouri has had a…

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Basil Marceaux for Governor!

Basil Marceaux for Governor!

    Basil Marceaux may be the most awesome human being in the history of the state of Tennessee.  Was that a backhanded insult?  No time to delve into it, we’re plowing ahead, just like Basil Marceaux!  Let’s ch…

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Guest Column: Why I Fist Bumped the Dalai Lama

Guest Column: Why I Fist Bumped the Dalai Lama

  Hello, The Public!  It’s me, Mayor Myron Lowery!  Y’know, people have been giving me a hard time ever since I fist bumped the Dalai Lama a few days ago.  People are using big words, like "disrespectful", …

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