2009 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8

March 28th, 2009 | 08:41 am
2009 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8

  There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four?...

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