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2009 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8

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  There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four? Your votes will decide.   Click here to se…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: The Sweet 16

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  We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O’Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMa…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

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  After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let’s get to it.   Click here to see the updated bracket.   CLICK …

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 1

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  Welcome to HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. It’s the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.   We to…

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Terrell Owens: America’s Asshole

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Romo and Simpson Do Nasty Nerd Style

Romo and Simpson Do Nasty Nerd Style

Here’s a question: What do thirteen year old boys and Tony Romo have in common? If you answered “they both jack off to Jessica Simpson on their computer,” you’d be right. I also would have accepted “They both have ne…

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Terrell Owens Wants To Be Tony Romo’s Tight End

Terrell Owens Wants To Be Tony Romo’s Tight End

I understand it can be difficult to have a great season and then get bounced out of the playoffs after just one game. So I’m not blaming T.O. for showing a little emotion after the ‘Boys loss to the Giants. I mean, how can I blame him w…

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