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Mohammad Ashan Is The Stupidest Terrorist Ever

Mohammad Ashan

I don’t know about you, but sometimes I find it hard to believe members of the Taliban were intelligent enough to fight back when U.S. forces landed on their soil. Every so often a bit of news comes out that makes you wonder if the people we were fi…

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Newest Real Estate Listing From Abbottabad, Pakistan

Osama Home For Sale

This spacious abode is located in Abbottabad, Pakistan, just 100 miles north of Islamabad, the entertainment-rich capitol of Pakistan!

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The Casio Wrist Watch: The New Way For Bigots Like Me To Profile Terrorists

Casio Watch

Folks, take it from me: being a hateful bigot that believes all Muslims are terrorists has gotten so much harder as of late. The Politically Correct Brigade has made it all but impossible for me and good-hearted, salt-of-the-earth Americans like yo…

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7 More Celebrity TSA Body Scans

7 More Celebrity TSA Body Scans

Last week, Holy Taco received an email from a disgruntled TSA employee. Attached were seven body scans of well-known celebrities obtained by TSA screenrers at LAX. In the interest of protecting our civil liberties, we published the photos, setting …

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7 Celebrity TSA Body Scans

7 Celebrity TSA Body Scans

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is catching a lot of flack for its use of body scanners at airports. While the government claims the nearly naked images produced by the machines cannot be leaked to the public, privacy advocates are…

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The Upside of Morons Burning the Qur’an

The Upside of Morons Burning the Qur’an

Nice Stache! By now you’ve probably heard about Pastor Terry Jones and his plans to burn copies of the Qur’an at his small Florida church on the anniversary of the September 11th attacks. Despite repeated requests to cancel the event, i…

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9 Things They Should Build at Ground Zero

9 Things They Should Build at Ground Zero

A New York Community Council recently approved a motion to build a Mosque near Ground Zero, and that’s got a lot of people in a tizzy. Some people say that the opposition is just being racist, but we can see where they’re coming from: wh…

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