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Deep-Fried Beer: The Future Is Now

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Computers and cellphones aside, the future isn’t exactly what I had expected. I’ve yet to drive a hover-car, my home is not filled with holograms, and the closest I can get to a sexbot is duct taping my Fleshlight to my Roomba. No, this…

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7 People Who Messed With Texas

posted 08/24/2010
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Of all the places not to mess with, Texas, we’re told, is at the top of the list. But in reality, this near universal recognition of Texas as a state above our meddling is misplaced. Turns out the “Don’t Mess with Texas” slo…

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So You’ve Just Killed a Chupacabra…

posted 07/14/2010
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Wow, that was a nice shot! That creepy bastard was snarling right in your damn face. You had to act fast and you did. We commend you for that. It takes a whole lot of man to blow away a mythical beast in the dark of n…

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