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A Thank You Letter To Garbage Truck Snail Trails

A Thank You Letter To Garbage Truck Snail Trails

Dear, Garbage Truck Snail Trails My car’s air conditioner is broken and, seeing as it’s summer, it get’s abnormally hot in my car. This is why I would like to thank you, Garbage Truck Snail Trails, for being the slimy streak of go…

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A Thank You Letter To Painful Bowel Movements

A Thank You Letter To Painful Bowel Movements

Dear, Painful Bowel Movements Hey, you know one thing I love about life? Waking up in the morning, having a cup of coffee, taking a few drags off of a cigarette, then getting a peculiar sensation in my bowels that can only be described as poop samu…

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