Dear, Garbage Truck Snail Trails
My car’s air conditioner is broken and, seeing as it’s summer, it get’s abnormally hot in my car. This is why I would like to thank you, Garbage Truck Snail Trails, for being the slimy streak of go…
Dear, Painful Bowel Movements
Hey, you know one thing I love about life? Waking up in the morning, having a cup of coffee, taking a few drags off of a cigarette, then getting a peculiar sensation in my bowels that can only be described as poop samu…