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25 Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving

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This weekend was Thanksgiving in Canada. Did you Canadians have Thanksgivng in October? Ya do now. But what’s the big idea, why a month early?

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Thanksgiving for Cool Kids

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So Thanksgiving is here and you don’t want to cook a turkey. Do you have a turkey? Well hey, maybe you should also go get some sweet and sour tongue and maybe cabbage soup because your dinner is already shit on a plate, no need to put in any more…

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The Story of Canadian Thanksgiving

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Today is Canadian Thanksgiving and you may be wondering, why are Canadians allowed outside? You may also be wondering why their Thanksgiving is so damned early and, for that matter, did Canadian pilgrims land somewhere a month earlier and do the ex…

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How Not To Decorate For Christmas

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In many homes, the day after Thanksgiving is a day for shopping, sleeping, and putting up Christmas decorations. Unless of course you’re Jewish, or one of those awful people who leaves your decorations up all year. If you are one of those peo…

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Revenge of the Turkey Jolt – MORE Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Revenge of the Turkey Jolt – MORE Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Wait, is this a sequel to the last video that was not only made last year but was already posted on HT once? Quiet you! Also, Happy Thanksgiving!

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25 People Inexplicably Dressed as Turkeys

25 People Inexplicably Dressed as Turkeys

Happy Thanksgiving y’all. Here’s man-turkey!

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The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey – Watch MoreFunny Videos Just because I post this video doesn’t mean I agree. I think these are all appropriate.

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The Morning Jolt – Small Business Saturday

The Morning Jolt – Small Business Saturday

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Rather the indulge in an hilarious caper this morning, we’ve got a video for you about Small Business Saturday, wedged right between Black Friday and Cyber Monday. This Saturday, as you’re recovering f…

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The Thanksgiving Jolt – Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

The Thanksgiving Jolt – Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

You still have time to heed the advice in this video. And the amazing thing is, this is all pretty useful. And this lady is awesome

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Have A Happy Thanksgiving, From The Holy Taco Writing Staff

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  It’s Wednesday, which means we’re giving up trying to entertain you. We do this every Wednesday, but this is the one Wednesday all year that we have a legitimate excuse to stop trying half-way through the week – it’s Thanksgiving! Perhaps th…

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Lies To Tell Your Friends Back Home This Thanksgiving

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The night before Thanksgiving is traditionally a huge bar night. Always has been. Even since the night before the very first Thanksgiving, when the Pilgrims and Indians crowded into their respective local watering holes, and tried to hook up with p…

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