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Mariah Carey Has Doody Guards

Mariah Carey Has Doody Guards

There’s two things I fear in life; this old neighbor I used to have that told me on two different occassions that sometimes he “wished he could just wear my face,” and people screwing with me while I’m taking a crap.  Mariah…

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