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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Diagram

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Diagram

America’s favorite annoying twat, Heidi Montag, recently underwent another massive plastic surgery upgrade. Say goodbye to the old "New Heidi", and say hello to the jaw-dropping, huge-titted, 90% synthetic, fabulous new Heidi Montag!…

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If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles

If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles

    A few weeks ago, we decided to show you what a few advertisements would say, if they were being honest.  But we thought maybe it’d be more helpful if we showed you what some TV shows might be called if they were being a litt…

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The Hills May Be No More. God Is Listening To Us.

The Hills May Be No More.  God Is Listening To Us.

A few months ago I got incredibly high with a friend, and we got in to this ridiculous argument about whether or not I’d be proud if Lauren Conrad from The Hills was my daughter.  The argument quickly somehow morphed into  whether or not a wo…

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The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

This is a clip from The Hills. All you need to know is that the Spencer dude and the Heidi chick just broke up. She’s trying to get over it, and he goes to the bar where she’s trying to do that, and tries to bang every chick within ea…

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Spencer Pratt is Electric

Spencer Pratt is Electric

Online Videos by Veoh.com I seriously can’t get enough of this guy. I really can’t. He’s like an evil shakespearian character mixed with the bad guy from the first Karate Kid, with a dash of retarded. He’s just amazing. …

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Spencer Pratt Writes Autobiography

Spencer Pratt Writes Autobiography

If you were wondering who was going to be the next F. Scott Fitzgerald, wonder no further my friends. Perezhilton.com reports: Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Spencer Pratt is “in talks” to release an autobiographica…

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Lauren Conrad Got Sorta Fired

Lauren Conrad Got Sorta Fired

I really love it when people continue to put out stories as if stuff that happened on “The Hills” is real life.  Usmagazine.com reports: Despite reports, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port weren’t given the pink slip by Teen Vogue. &#…

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