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Take It From Me, Pope Benedict XVI: Condoms Rule

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Hey everybody, it’s me, Pope Benedict XVI! Make some noise! Or don’t. Whatever. Anyway, I just wanted to shoot the shit with ya’ll for a minute, if I could. So I’ll stop beating around the bush and get right to the point. Ma…

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Pope Reveals New List Of Sins

posted 03/10/2008
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Sometimes when you do bad stuff, it makes the Baby Jesus cry. For instance, when you masturbate, it makes him cry, but you happy. But if you instead impregnate a woman, it makes you cry, but the Baby Jesus happy. See, it’s very confusing. …

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