Something about Kelly Clarkson’s body just looks wrong. Her top is pretty thin, but she’s got the thighs of a Latvian Squat Champion. If you only saw her from the waist down you’d think you were watching the World’s Strongest Man competition on ESPN 8. And with thunder thighs like those, I bet she could pull a flaming helicopter farther than Magnus Ver Magnusson.
The ass man, the boob man and the weirdo with the foot fetish seem to get all the attention these days. But what about the thigh man? His lecherous love of the thigh has gone overlooked for too long. So we at HolyTaco (being the most thoughtful, caring and considerate website on Internets) put together a helpful pictorial to help the thigh man get through the day. Enjoy. Also check out our tribute to boobs and the history of boobs in 60 seconds.
Debate season is in full swing, so we thought it would be a good time to take a look back at some of the most notable blunders in presidential debate history.
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