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13 Revealing Bikinis That Would Get You Kicked Out of a Public Pool

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The best bikinis are the ones that are barely bikinis at all — but instead strategically-placed pieces of cloth designed to keep ladies from straight-up violating public decency laws.

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What Are Her Panties Saying? (Besides “No”)

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Women say a lot with their underwear. Unfortunately, they say a lot with their mouths, too. KIDDING! Back to the underpants. If you’re not familiar with women’s underwear, this guide is meant to help you out. All of us Holy Taco writers…

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25 Majestic Whale Tails

25 Majestic Whale Tails

These elusive creatures will most commonly be found on the sluttiest girls you know.  

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