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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

 Traffic tickets are a huge pain in the ass.  They’re entirely dependant on the attitude of the cop who pulled you over, and if he’s having a bad day, then you’re completely f*cked. Luckily, there’s a possible way o…

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Inner Monologue of the Cop Who Pulled You Over

Inner Monologue of the Cop Who Pulled You Over

Alright, let’s see: this guy’s driving a 2004 Honda Civic that’s completely beat to shit.  There’s no way this idiot can afford a traffic ticket.  Well, I might as well utilize my position of authority to ruin his e…

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