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Throwing A Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Is Not “Epic”

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The word epic gets carelessly tossed around a lot, with no regard for its literal meaning. Epics usually involve a large, expansive tale starring a hero that faces insurmountable odds that is on a journey to accomplish a mission he or she believes …

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What Happened to Hookers in This Country?

What Happened to Hookers in This Country?

Poor Tiger Woods. It seems one of his many, many mistresses has gone to a porn studio with an alleged sex tape featuring 37 minutes of the couple engaging in intercourse. According to Radar Online, the sex tape will be available for pre-sale on the…

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MILF Monday: Elin Nordegren

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Elin Nordegren made history being the wife of Tiger Woods; now, she’s made Legendary status by divorcing him in a $750 Million Dollar Settlement, though sources say she’s getting only $100 Millio…

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Tiger Woods Masters Tournament Score Card

Tiger Woods Masters Tournament Score Card

Augusta National Golf Club was crowded yesterday with hordes of crazed golf fans trying to get an autograph from Tiger Woods on the first day of the Master’s Tournament. What a bunch of idiots. We just stole his score card.    

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Drunken Argument Friday: Who Will Win the 2010 Douchebag Tournament?

Drunken Argument Friday: Who Will Win the 2010 Douchebag Tournament?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like who’s going to win the 2010 Douchebag Tournament. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:   Drun…

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8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

These days, celebrities are writing autobiographies as often as they’re getting DUI’s.  The problem is that most of these celebrity autobiographies are boring and stupid. Here are 8 celebrity autobiographies that we would probably r…

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Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern human society. Because they’re just people, they do people things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year’s Eve plans.…

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Celebrity Christmas Letters To Santa

Celebrity Christmas Letters To Santa

Just like everyone else who’s under 8-years old or totally stupid, celebrities often write letters to Santa during the holidays, providing him with a list of gifts that they hope to magically receive on Christmas morning.  Lucky for you, …

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Jamie Jungers Pictures

Jamie Jungers Pictures

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Jamie Jungers is the 4th known mistress of Tiger Woods, and though she’s no porn star, I think we can all agree she’s pretty hot.  She’s also an aspiring model in Las Vegas, and will now b…

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Holly Sampson

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Yes, Tiger supposedly tapped Holly Sampson, another porn star.  She’s starred in anything from bit roles in Leaving Las Vegas to Gia, to starring in the infamous Emmanuelle 2000 adult series.  Als…

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The Tiger Woods Sex Tape

The Tiger Woods Sex Tape

Leaked Tiger Woods Mistress Sex Tape – Watch more Funny Videos   It was only a matter of time…   Evan Turner Breaks His Back (TotalProSports) Become 007 (MadeMan) NASCAR Hits Up Vegas (AllLeftTurns) The Tarantino Softback Comme…

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